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[16 Feb 2010|11:54am] |
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It's safe to say Op X is a bullshit liar and still rounding up mutants. Just an FYI to all you naive idiots out there.
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[08 Jan 2010|07:36pm] |
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I've got a bunch of time to kill until it's dark enough to go out if anybody needs some help with anything. Particularly B.C. people. Us mutants have to stick together, right?
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[19 Dec 2009|11:33am] |
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Happy birthday, mom. Don't worry, I told the cake person you're just turning twenty-one.
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[20 Nov 2009|08:22pm] |
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And I'm officially speechless. Huh.
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[08 Nov 2009|10:50am] |
So the Yankees won the series last Thursday after an amazing game, the world's gone to hell, and I've become a baby-sitter. What the hell has happened here? Parker, you are so fucking welcome, dude. Don't say I don't ever do anything for you.
P.S. Your computer froze. I think this is a freebie for me considering I'm awesome.
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[24 Oct 2009|04:14pm] |
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Ladies and gentlemen, but mostly ladies! Tonight there will be a party at my friend Darryl's apartment on the east side of Sector Zero. Booze is free to all ladies, there'll be a DJ, and don't let the word 'apartment' fool you--his space is huge and paid for by his daddy. RSVP here and I'll be sure to get you in.
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[11 Oct 2009|11:42am] |
The Yankees are in the play-offs, they're having an intense game, right? Overtime against the Cubs, bases loaded, two outs, two strikes. I mean, you can't get more fucking intense than that. It was the shining moment in baseball that people only dream about watching. The pitcher winds up, he throws the ball...
And my tv turns to static.
Thanks mom. You couldn't wait two minutes for me to clean up the mess? It's just jell-o for Christ's sake, and it's not like the bowl actually hit Parker's head.
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[27 Sep 2009|11:04pm] |
[Parker]
You are so fucking dead, kid.
[/Parker]
If any of you are approached by a leggy red-head named Trixie, avoid the shit out of her unless you're into girls with penises. Just an FYI.
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[25 Sep 2009|05:59pm] |
Fuck yes! The Yankees won last night against the Red Sox 6-2. The game was amazing. I can't believe that hit by Landings. Triple play in overtime? Holy shit! It was so worth staying up that late to watch. Epic!
[Parker]
Surprise.
[/Parker]
On that note, I'm going out for a celebratory beer over at The Smoking Gun. Anybody wanna come with?
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